There’s a group of girls in our school that pisses me off, intrigues me and makes me want to slap them senseless. They’re 5 girls who stick out like a sore thumb. Here are their stories:

* WhiteBlonde: I think this girl is a complete masochist. Why, you ask? I think that, as a child, a bottle of bleach fell on her head and as it burned her scalp, she moaned in ecstasy. Her hair is so blonde-ish, white-ish and White-Trash-ish, that it’s annoying to look at. My skin itches when I see her hair. Oh, and she also allows ButchBeaver to spank her when they’re “Play-Fighting”…

* ButchBeaver: The word “beaver” isn’t used in a vulgar way (unless you want to), the girl (?) seriously looks like a beaver (Estaghfer Allah!). I mean it! Same tiny eyes (but sharper and scarier, not round and goofy) and big weird teeth.
Her hair reminds me of the Porcupine in Chicken Little and not in a cute way. The way she laughs/giggles is a combination of hiyeena, weasel and strangled cat.
If she was a real boy, she’d blend right it, it’s freaky.
She gives (almost) all the teachers nasty looks and (almost) all the teachers are afraid of her. Madri laish, khayfeen she rapes them mathalan? If so, then with what?

* Pretty Boy: This one really looks like a pretty boy! and she acts like one too.. It’s nowhere near girly but I still think that if she was a real boy, guys would think she’s gay. She has really short hair and likes to snuggle with the girls. Not actual snuggling but she loves hugs basically. And a kiss on both cheeks is nessecary when she’s greeting and parting ways with the other girls. Except she refuses to kiss ButchBeaver.
I don’t blame her, if I was a guy, I’d refuse being anywhere near ButchBeaver. *shivers*

* Chubby Boisterous Bi3ariya Chick: This chubby chick is the most annoying one of the lot. She’s very bi3ariya (obviously, from the nickname). She screams when she wants to laugh. She screams when she wants to whisper. She screams when she wants to scream.
I once asked her to calm down and lower her voice and her response was, “MA AGDAR MISS!! ANA 9OOOOTII SHEZIIII!”
The group laughed. I stabbed her to death with the daggers coming out of my eyes and she just fluttered her eyelashes at me.
I got closer and in-her-face and said, “et3adleen 9otich oo esloobich wela a3adellech iyah, Fahma?”
That made her quiet (not completely silent) for maybe an hour.
I’d heard her speak in a normal in-door voice before and I’m guessing she’s converted to being so loud because her voice would be too average for the group. Perhaps being called “The Loud One” is more of a compliment than being called “The Chubby One”?

* Wannabe Blonde: This one’s so quiet, it’s weird. I think she’s the puppy of the group. It looks like she has a crush on ButchBeaver AND PrettyBoy, she admires WhiteBlonde’s hair and is very, very slowly turning into her (can’t handle the burning scalp, huh?)
She just sits there and smiles and if she dares to do anything rebelious, the group cheers for her and she blushes and gets a bit more courage every time.

We have the weirdest creatures here.

*sighs*