Okay, so most of you know that I’m responsible for over 60 students, right? and how it was killing me when it came to grading and evaluating the girls in class? I almost used this:

Yea, well, as if the school’s Registration office couldn’t suffer from more chaos, two of our teachers (J & M) have been called to “substitute” at another school.. What does that mean to the school department?

It means that we have four teacher-less classes now! and where should they go? well, how about messing up ALL the teachers’ schedules? yea, sure thing!

So let me make this clearer… I already have three classes… A, B and C, and Ms. J has classes D & E and Ms. M has class F… clear enough for now? good..

My classes: A has 16 students, B has 23 students and C has 22 students…
Ms. J’s classes: D has 25 students, and E has 12 students…
Ms. M’s class: F has around 30 students…

They took my class, A and put it with class E, making them 28 students… they were given to Ms. E.. my class A isn’t very happy about it.. I get to keep classes B and C as they are..

Ms. J’s class, D, is given to me… and Ms. M’s class F is divided amongst all the other classes that take place in the 6th period.. and they add 11 girls to class D… so now I have 36 students..

36 plus 22 plus 23 equals cham ya 7elweeeeeeeen? 81!

I taught the 6th period today.. and I dare any of you to be able to teach 36 students all at once with all of them still trying to figure u out, some are trying to talk to their friends, ask me questions and tear up question papers at the same time… Yea, it was tiring and it being the 6th period after a long tiring running-around day didn’t make it a better experience…

Allah Kareeem *sighs*

P.S. I hate how I’m only posting about work I NEED MY LIFE BACK!

Fiat found with 2 cows, 2 goats squeezed inside

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa (AP) — In a bizarre case of overloading, police in rural South Africa on Thursday found two cows and two goats being transported in a car barely large enough for four people.

The car, a blue Fiat Uno, was impounded after police in a town in northern KwaZulu-Natal were tipped off by residents to its unusual passengers, the South African Press Association reported.

Police spokesman Captain Jabulani Mdletshe said that, by the time the two officers had arrived at the given address, the driver had loaded the animals into his vehicle and attempted to speed away. (hahahahahahahahaahahhahaha!!)

He eventually stopped the car, which was unable to outrun the police, and fled into nearby bushes, SAPA said.

The animals were handed over to a stock theft unit and police were investigating.

1- Girls’ Days Out!!

We need more of these! but after exams 6ab3an…

 2- When I give Lulu spikey hair…

the best thing about this is that she doesn’t exactly have a say whether she likes it or not :p

3- Red red juicy watermelon!!

AAAAkhhhh ya galbi! 3asal 3asal!

4- When Amer plays with our cousins’ cat…

He was laughing his head off! it was hilarious!

 5- My new mini-office area thing!

Finally, I got myself a desk and chair for all my school stuff.. my bedroom was just a plain sleeping area, no place for me to work… I got this from IKEA and I have no idea why they’re such jackasses when it comes to missing pieces! they put three screws for the legs of the table.. now answer me this, how many legs does a table have? then why the THREE bolts?! Went there, told them, they gave me 4 new ones (screws, not tables) and now everything’s standing lol

Just to spread around the good mood, I’m making this a tag for whoever wants to do it:

What Are The 5 Things (w/ pics) You’re Lovin’ Right Now?

I’m so happy. Finally, enough time to finish everything without anybody breathing down my neck!

Now just “Let The Good Times Roll”… here’s BB King, Lucille & The Bobby Blue Band…

If you didn’t know, Lucille is BB King’s guitar… and boy, can it play! Totally hotness, I tell you!

Enjoy your weekend… all of you :**

The Best Thing That Can Happen To Me As A Teacher During Exams:
Timing: *hasn’t happened yet*

Get thanked or praised by anybody in the staff for being the only one to handle three classes at once (9 exam folders and being responsible for over 60 students while they enjoy a maximum of 35 to 40 students).

The Worst Thing That Can Happen To Me As A Teacher During Exams:
Timing: this morning.

Preparing the perfect Reading exam, then another teacher who’s sharing it with me says “It’s too long, you have to re-write it”. When I point to the exam folders stacked on my desk, she says “You have time!”

*bitch-slapping my pillow while getting Charles-Manson-ish thoughts*

 The Weirdest Thing That Can Happen To Me As A Teacher During Exams:
Timing: 2nd period at school.

Getting a nose bleed while watching over my class. I guess it’s pretty much the result of my brain exploding. The students freaked out and the senior teacher insisted on me resting even though I feel fine and it’s just stress. It just reminded me of college lol now THOSE were the days of nose bleeding!

 That was pretty much my day.