(this is a long post bs kaifi, it’s MY blog) 

Just like every single day ever since i registered at Dewan Il-Khidma, i’ve been checking out the newspapers to see if my name is printed out which makes me eligable to go to the educational zone and choose the school i want to teach at.. and guess what?!

Taadaaaaaaa, my name! my mom even circled it for me lol (yea, i know the blurring thing is too much, but it keeps me mysterious i guess) :p

after that, i flipped through the newspaper.. and i found some interesting pieces of news and stuff.. and i decided to make a new category “Off The Newspaper” since i’m planning on taking pics off newspapers and posting about them…

So let’s start with item numba one… since i’m going to be a teacher, i have to know who’s going to be the Minister of Education… and knowing that Nooriya Il-9ubee7  is going to be that person is freaking me out… Allah yester… 

As students, we always warn each other from taking classes with female teachers, i’ve met the likes of Dr. MenoPause Elmo and Doc Boy-Lover & Dr. Me-No-Give-Grades-No-More, and it was pure hell, i have stories to tell… (of course there ARE exceptions who take their jobs seriously like Docs Hanan, Ebtehal & Mae, but it’s rare)… so having wezarat el tarbiya being taken over by a woman is a bit scary.

But onto lighter news, we apparently need to decide whether or not we should have a “Miss Kuwait Bueaty Contest”.. the majority says yes, but ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME?!!?

I’m sorry to all the chicks who are thinking about participating, but it’s a stupid idea!

do you have any idea how retarded it’ll end up?! ok, 3arth azya’a? don’t we already have that happening in every mall in kuwait?… Bikinis? Aren’t you taking away perverted people’s excitement of taking bootleg camera-fon pics of girls in Messila? and the TALENT show? what would their talents be?! how to score a bargain at TopShop? how to gossip about two to three girls in less than two to three minutes?! *UKH!*

We don’t need any bueaty paegents! there are more important things! like lost puppies!

Then to make things worse, this bimbo wants to release a song that was a hit in 1969! it’s called….. wait for it….. “ELSA7 ELDA7 IMBOO!!”

As if we need more of HER BIMBO-NESS! *hides her face in shame*

*snaps her head up* WAIT! she can be in the Miss Kuwait Bueaty Contest! (i know, maleeqa lol)

anyways, then i saw this article..

and i remembered going to this movie in KU about Yemen, it was long and slightly boring in some parts, but interesting nonetheless… Qat was brought up and how addicting it was… Qat is the new 7asheesh, people…

Then as a finale i laughed my head off at THIS:

 fesheeeeeeeeelllaaaaaaaaa!