Everybody knows what a Flake Cake is, it’s old school and all the children in the world love it because it resembles the Eden of Chocolate (other than the chocolate bar)… and i’m talking about the dessert that everybody would love u for making… and i’m here to save the day: i’m going to show/tell u how to make it… u’ll love me for it whether u actually like the cake or not, but because u’ll be getting compliments thrown at u left and right, u’ve gotta love me :p
But to make it easier for people who aren’t huge fans of cooking/baking/making any sort of edible substance, i’m turning this recipe into a story.. a gangsta story.. something new.. with drama, sweat, blood and tears… and it all starts with a fight that ended up with invasion..

Ok, so like any other Chocolate Hosha/Faz3a (fight), u have to get ur shila (gang) ready on the table, u have to know who they are.. and we have two sides…

The Pot Gang, and the Glass Gang..

The Glass Gang are the peeps who hang out on their turf and stay on their turf.. aka the Glass Platter, but they’re sorta on the dumb side… the Pot Gang are EVUL, they’re hot scorching devils (because they hang out in their pot turf, but like to invade other turfs.. aka the Glass Platter)…

The Glass Gang consists of:

The (SaraLee or Americana) Cake (the fatass lazy leader)
1 glass of Milk (the lazy dumbass bodyguards)
Mary Buscuits (the lover chicitas for the Milk)
Flake chocolate bars (The hooligans that surround the leader and his friends)

The Pot Gang consists of:

1 stick of Butter (the smoooth leader)
1/2 a cup of Suga (the leader’s gangsta babe)
3 packets of Cream aka Gaimar (the hunky bodyguards)
5 (big) or 10 (mini) Oreo chocolate bars (the hooligans that surround the leader and his friends)

So first we start off the story with the Glass Gang.. The leader started this gang by finding Glass Platter Avenue and inviting his friends over with one condition that he invades the basement…

so he took over the basement and fattened up until he was Jabba the Hut-sized and covered up the whole base of the Avenue.

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The buscuits took advantadge of the fact that their leader is huuuge and can’t really move or go anywhere so they started to get together with the seductive and manupilating Mary Buscuits…

And the Mary buscuits sucked the life out of the milk and in the process got themselves to be all soggy and weak and they started to hang out at the Mary Buscuits place (Plate Place) which is next door to Glass Platter Avenue…

At the same time, in a nearby neighbourhood, the Pot Gang were starting out… The butter found the Pot and was so happy with it, he started to hang out there and invited his bodyguards and hooligans to show up and stay with him… One day, Mr. Butter ooozed himself into the pot to relax and melted with joy…

That’s when his Suga lover joined him.. after a while, the 3 packets of Gaimar saw that the boss and his girl needed some privacy so they covered them up… while the hooligans came in last and mingled and mixed with the crowd.. they were just one huge smooth chocolatey family mix…

Then, the gang had the greatest idea ever.. instead of settling into a measly pot, he was going to take over bigger lands.. aka Glass Platter Avenue. They deserved it. So Mr. Butter and the gang got together and made up a hot plan, melted it all together and poured themselves into invading Glass Platter Av. and they did it all one night and attacked the main leader.. they poured themselves on him and covered him up real good… but the lazy dumbass soggy buscuits were late.. they tried to attack the mix of Pot gang and just ended up covering them up… what they didn’t expect was the fact that there was another layer of Pot gang mix covering them up.. and nobody could hear their screams of horror…

That’s when the mix laughed it up and enjoyed the fact that they were smart and tasty and how they could get someone on the inside of the Glass Gang to help with the attack. Ladies and Gentlemen, the Flake chocolate bars were traitors. they acted as hooligans, admiring and hanged out with the cake boss, but now they were with the Pot Gang..

what they didn’t know is that they were about to pay for their betrayal.. the butter leader shot them in the head and they were all splattered all over Glass Platter Avenue…

…simply making the Pot Gang’s Avenue sweeter.

The End.

(i know, i’m so cheesy lol)