These socks.

These innocent blue and pink socks. They’re just minding their own business.

Sitting there.

Watching.

Waiting.

What people don’t know wouldn’t hurt them. Unless…
Unless danger is near.
Then criminals should beware…

THE DUX SOX CREW!
They kick asses and do one helluva job stopping men from ever having children… EVER… their quacks also scare evil children into giving up their future criminal records… they’re THAT good at their job… so don’t be a bad guy unless u don’t need ur balls… and don’t be a bad girl unless u never want to wear a bra… EVER…. and don’t be bad people unless all of you NEVER want to be able to crap in ordinary bathrooms.. EVER…

Now, i don’t have a pic of the Dux Sox Crew standing on the top of a building with the pants legs whipping in the air in the middle of a rainy night, but i think u get the point by now…

IF you’re an idiot and you haven’t yet: these are the latest super heroes to break the scene… they’re socks… and they’re very cool… the fact that they’re on my feet alone should be worth something lol…

and the answer to the main question on ur minds: YES, I’M BORED SENSELESS!