Today, me and Jackie went to the Hard Rock Cafe.. and while we were there, we decided to write down anything funny or weird we say (yea, just like Purgs :p).. which resulted into this:

1 - “You can have the white stuff…” *is being stared at muderously* “i didn’t mean it THAT way!”

2 - “my skirt is too tight!”

3 - “i can’t believe he’s shaking his booty!”

4 - “20 is sexier!”

5 - “Bite Me!”

6 - “he likes little boys..”

7 - “i’m leaking”

8 - “if you didn’t mean the food, i would’ve been very happy..”

9 - “steak sauce in my lungs…”

10 - “say something interesting!”

11 - “did u know that at any given moment of the day, 120 million men and women are having sex?”

12 - “can he HAVE more eyeliner on?!”

13 - “let’s call it a date..”

14 - “i saw the skirts.”

15 - “you’re a perv, NO, you!”

16 - “no, it’s so big!”

17 - “it’s falling! it’s falling!”

18 - “i’m a whore for a good strawberry”

19 - “i wanna marry chocolate”

20 - “we look so shmeefi today!”

21 - “his name is WHACKS! not WAX!”

22 - “we were talking about our freshman year, and they play a song called Freshman… it’s the CIA! They’re listening in on our conversation!”

23 - “i knuh”

24 - “oh! ship! ship! ship! ship!”

(try to figure out who said what we don’t have a winning prize yet, but we’ll figure something out when somebody wins ;))