I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!!
These are “Brides Wanted” type ads taken from shaadi.com (Shaadi means marriage)… somebody sent this to me by e-mail.. i think it’s an indian or bangaladesh site.. anyways..
These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!
The notes between brackets are from me :p
Disclaimer: I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this post!
- “Hello To Viewers My Name is Shekhar , I am single i don’t have female,If anyone want to Marie to me u can visit to my home. I am not a good educ ation but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart…when ever u want to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Shekhar.”
- “i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state
she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework..”
(Homework?)
- “Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. she may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you.”
(run smoothly? hmm…)
- “she should be good looking and should have a service. she Should have one brother and one sister. she should be educated.”
(ain’t that unique! one brother, one sister criteria!)
- “I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Because friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come n ……..hold my hand forever !!!
(somebody HOLD HIS HAND FOREVER! but so far, the best letter here :p)
- “i am simple boy.I have lot of problem in my life because of my luck now i am looking one gal she care me and love me lot lot lot.”
(I don’t know why but this is one of my favorites… lot lot lot..)
- “My wife should be as ‘Shivani’ as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as in KSBKBT……”
(Ok I think these are soap operas… and if they ARE female soap opera leads, I am sure he must be demanding too much, right?)
- “i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but while stepping out of house she should give respect to our cast”
(by not wearing her jeans? wtf?)
- “HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING BOY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.”
(yea, we’re loughing -laughing- all right…)
- “whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someonebride and she must think of the future life if she is too like this she would be called the woman of the lamp..”
(I am clueless, I feel so lost… can anyone tell me what this boy wants!!)
- “i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love thepatner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok..”
(I am again clueless… what’s with the “ok”?!)
- “HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK.”
(WHAT IS WITH THE OK’s?!)
- “I am pran my family history my two brother two sister and father&mother sister complity marred”
(can somebody please explain on the comments section how to get married ‘completely’?)
- ” iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent. i am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.”
(actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??)
- “my name is muhamad and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes…”
(wow… is he desperate or what?)
- ” Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or she
havea frank she’s skin colour ‘normal’not a black or not a whitey.
IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are
beautiful. but iam not a handsome guy or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good guy. My father already expired . THE CHOICE IS YOUR.
bye bye.”
(his father expired.)
- ” iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.”
(who was marred?)
- “I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON’T HAVE ANY HABIT.”
(no habit? as in no clothing? or did he mean bad habits?)
- ” hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.i divorced my first wife.her charactor is not good’. i expect the good minded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other casteaccepted…”
(come again?)
- “my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service.”
(can u say….. Zebra?)
- “i’m looking out for who lives in bombay , girl simple who trust me lot should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.”
(how cute :p)
- “to be married on jan-2006. working woman perferable”
(this guy has fixed the marriage date already?!)
- “i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure. because girl is the maharani.”
(interesting…)
- “ssc failed three time s and worked with privated ltd company which not paying salary at present.”
(Any takers?)
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Now i don’t know if any of the above actually got married to the girl(s) or their dreams, but i wish them all all the luck in the world
and hopefully, they can flirt much better in their native language
