Studying at home getting dull?…

None of your brothers/sisters/parents/maids appreciate your humour?…

Amuse yourself. Points are awarded on a degree of difficulty basis. You can award yourself extra points for creative execution…

(i know i’m posting this and encouraging u to do it cos i’m bored… I CAN’T HELP IT!)

ONE-POINT GAGS:

1- Run one lap around the house at top speed
2- Groan out loud in the bathroom (at least one other ‘non-player’ must be outside or near the bathroom at the time)
3- When they’re not looking during breakfast, pour most of someone’s fresh cup of coffee into your mug leaving them with an inch of brew.
4- Ignore the first five people who say ‘good morning’ to you
5- To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
6- When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, “Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!”
7- Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, “Sorry, I really prefer it this way”
8- Walk sideways to the kitchen/bathroom/front door… Just walk sideways anyway..
9- While studying in your room, gasp dramatically every time the door opens

THREE-POINT GAGS:

1- Say to your dad/mom, “I like your style” and shoot him/her with double-barrelled fingers.
2- Babble incoherently at a sibling, and then ask “Did you get All that, I don’t want to have to repeat it”
3- Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a ‘non-player’ within sight).
4- Shout random numbers while someone is counting something.

FIVE POINT GAGS:

1- At the end of a meal (lunch/dinner), suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
2- Walk into a very busy person’s room and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times and then,without a word, leave.
3- For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as ‘Bob’
4- Announce to everyone in the same room you’re in that you “really have to go do number two”
5- After every sentence, say ‘mon’ in a really bad Jamacian accent,as in, “the dinner’s on the table, mon”. Keep this up for one hour..
6- In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, “Shut up, damm it,
all of you just shut up!”
7- At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce “As God is my witness, I’ll never go hungry
again”.
8- Carry your keyboard (only works for people without laptops) over to your colleague and ask “You wanna trade?”
9- Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: “Do you hear that?” “What?” “Never mind, it’s gone now”
10- Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, “I can’t talk about it”
11- Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, Donald Duck.. etc..) during every phone call u recieve.
12- Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk
13- Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
14- Rollerblade around the house throwing sweets. (hitting somebody on the head with one gets u an extra point)

and while u’r doing all that, keep a little note book around and keep track of points…
u can consider this a tag of things to do to avoid studying lol.. but then again i don’t want to be the blame if anybody gets a grade they didn’t want…

so i hope u like the gags (and u consider them lol) and enshalla enshalla u all (my readers) get the grades that u want and more

til next post.. buh-bye..