Jan
08

Exam Times Are Coming (yekh)

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i love Confucius, and i think his sayings are really really really good for the soul… and i think it’s also great for laughter lol.. so everybody enjoy these b4 Exams get the best of you…

Confucius Say…

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

He who lives in glass house, dress in basement.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.

Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in
hand.

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.

Squirrel who runs up woman’s leg not find nuts.

He who run behind bus get exhausted.

Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.

Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

He who fishes in others’ holes often catches crabs.

Man who puts dick in Peanut Butter jar is Fucking Nuts.

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