heelllooo.. i know i’m extremely extremely late with this but.. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

ok, so i’m hoping that next year is full of LOVE for you guys.. and if u want, u can choose Lust and Marriage… ENJOY!

How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married? read this:

LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - When you lose your child in a crowded room.

LOVE - When intercourse is called “making love.”
LUST - When intercourse is called “screwing.”
MARRIAGE - What the hell are you talking about?

LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have.
LUST -When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE - When you argue over money.

LOVE - When you share everything you own.
LUST - When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.

LOVE - When it doesn’t matter if you don’t climax.
LUST - When the relationship is over if you don’t climax.
MARRIAGE -What’s a climax?

LOVE - When you write poems about your partner.
LUST - When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks.

LOVE - When you show concern for your partner’s feelings.
LUST- When you couldn’t give a shit.
MARRIAGE - When your only concern is what’s on TV.

LOVE - When your heart flutters every time you see them.
LUST -When your groin twitches every time you see them.
MARRIAGE -When your wallet empties every time you see them.

LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio.

LOVE - When you’re only interested in doing things with your partner.
LUST - When you’re only interested in doing things TO your partner.
MARRIAGE - When you’re only interested in your golf score.