Note To Self/Warning To Others: this is all fantasy, none of the following has happened, and it will never happen… i know some of you wish, but i really can’t do anything about that :p

10- Shreiking “Wuutaaa!!!” and “HeeeeeYYAAAAA!!” karate-style while distributing papers.

9- Staring at the doctor cross-eyed the whole class just to see if he’d notice.

8- Starting to tie up nooses and giving them out to any needy students.

7- Sitting on the doctor’s desk and and concentrating on playing the guitar like Kurt Cobain during MTV UnPlugged.

6- Whiping out the UNO and playing strip-UNO with myself.

5- Dancing the Makerena without any music.

4- Autographing bald people’s heads. Even if they don’t ask.

3- Begging the Dean to allow skate-boarding to classes.

2- Chopping up KU property and thowing it at doctors like confetti just for the hell of it.

1- Stabbing myself in the knee repeately with a dull pencil.

and if any of you and i mean ANY OF YOU PEOPLE, steal my ideas, i’ll start planning to chop u up like Sebastian in the Little Mermaid… except u won’t have a gay Flounder fish and a seriously red-headed mermaid to save you! HAHAHAHAAHA!!