A List of Stupid & Weird Things That happened During My First Week Of School: (in no particular order)

1- The Doc for my 10:00 class on Sat-Mon-Wed never showed up. It is suspected attacked and eaten by a swarm of vicious killers jujubees.

2- The Doc for my 11:00 class on Sat-Mon-Wed showed up. He’s pretty good but is suffering from oomph-less-ization. He makes me sleep with his calm, slow way of speech. On Saturday he spent 20 minutes talking about plagiarism and telling us how he’d catch our sad cheating asses if weplagiarism ever THINK of plagiarism.

3- The Doc for my 12:00 class on Sat-Mon-Wed never showed up. It is suspected that he’s been eaten by a one-eyed dragon suffering from amnesia.

4- The Doc for my 9:30 class on Sun-Tues never showed up. When I went to her office to ask about her, she had the never to say “weeeee! nesaiiitkuum!”

5- The Doc for my 2:00 class on Sun-Tues never showed up. On Tuesday i had to walk all the way from adab to tarbia in the heat to find the class locked and the doc no-where to be seen. *shoots herself in the head*

6- My friends are crazier than ever. God, i love them.

7- One of my friends, Meeno, is suffering from season-changing allergies. She’s loony and has a weird fetish with unknown gasses. (i mean kamam, i swear)

8- A weird chick walked into one of my classes, sat down, and started having long conversations with everybody in the class. a few minutes later she said “walla, madri itha our doctora i7tharat or not”. Turns out she’s from the class next door and she just came to our class to talk to us, complete strangers. *sighs*

9- The Burger King chicks (the ppl who work there) are worried about not having a job during Ramadan. they’ve expressed their worry, anxiety and grief to me while i was waiting for them to get me my Whopper sandwich.

10- The adab “stinky cafeteria” which is the gang’s headquarters has been shut down for rennovation. as if they didn’t have all summer.

11- Almost half the parking lots in adab and tarbia are shut down for rennovation. as if they didn’t have all summer.

12- Almost all the doctors in adab and tarbia (except Mr. Plaigirism) have decided to take the first week of school as a part of the summer vacation. as if they didn’t have all summer.

13- A few girls have told me that i’ve lost weight. being a certified lazy bum rocks. Lots of sleep and Less eating is good. :p