The Rant of the Anti-Election-ist
Whoever belongs to a Qa’ema at University or whatever, SHOULDN’T GO ON READING THIS POST! because even though i don’t insult a specific group, i still insult the whole elections and voting crap that happens in KU… I’m sorry in advance for all the yelling and venting i’m going to exhibit… i’m just VERY pissed… and this is a pretty long post (sorry, Purgs)
Kuwait University is suffering of a weird disease these days called “election-itis”. It’s a disease that causes careless people to forget why serious people like me even go to the college… I, personally, go to college to study. So when some idiots start blocking the roads with their poster-covered cars that’re taking up half the place, it gets pretty annoying. And when ur rushing to class, having some chicks walk up to u and asking if u’d voted yet, it pretty much pisses u off with time. The other day i had to go to the stationary and book store in Tarbia, and on my way there, 10,000 girls asked me to vote for whatever Group or Qa’ema they belong to. After ignoring them or shutting them up with the usual “yea, yea, sure, i’m voting for u”, i went to the “females” book store where i found it locked for voting, and it was already locked in the morning to get it ready for elections, when i asked the guard there if i could find the book that i want in the boy’s book store, he said i don’t know, u’ll have to go look… *grrrrrr*… and when i walked all the way there, i found it locked for the boys to elect… *screams her head off*… OK, by this time, i’m boiling from the outside and inside, the college is already hot from the weather, and now the hallways INSIDE are hot because of the masses there who want to vote… Can i also mention that the hallways labelled “girls only” are stuffed with boys? and with boys who have nothing to do with the elections or the college? they’re just there to check out the chicks that’re all primped and ready to support their Groups or Qawa’em… i pass (or power-walk) by a bunch of teenagers and they all smell of gel and too much perfume… YES, PERFUME!! or some weird and intensely gay cologne… and what does one of them have the nerve to say? he says “laish mista3yela? 9awatay? ha3ha3ha3heeeee3″ (yes, it sounded like that)…
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how do u respond to that, u ask? a kick in the balls would be VERY appropriate. except i didn’t do that because i’m the bigger (and more mature) person. and i think that if my knee goes anywhere near his balls, i’d die of disgust…
later on, i get a call from my dad telling me that he’s at the door waiting for me, and while i’m walking to the car, i find around 5 or 6 cars all parked with a HUGE space between them and the sidewalk facing them. this is a way to, supposedly, stop people from closing in on their cars or parking right behind them… can i just give my opinion? IT’S F***ING STUPID, U F***ING MORONS!!!!
and another thing, the cars are already covered with posters, so how can somebody park behind u when ur not leaving until after 5:00 pm to hear the results for ur friggin’ elections, u perverted load of infested sweat socks!!! i almost poked my eye out or got a huge papercut on my face from the stupid posters!!! they’re all loose and flying in the air u morons! u don’t injure or draw blood out of the people you’re trying to force to vote for u, u freakin’ crude mass of contaminated penile warts!!!!! they only make them hate u more!
and can they get even more CHILDISH?!? they use the way of “THEY STARTED IT!!”… each Qa’ema points out the faults of another one, and then the opposing Qa’ema insults it back… it’s a waste of time and it’s stupid, and it’s not like i found any use from them! they all promise better looking classes or whatever, well, guess what?! i’m just going to this college to study, not to enjoy the scenery! i want better doctors! i want better courses to take and a helluva better schedule plan! i need a better, bigger, faster website that won’t stall for two hours until my registeration time is over! i need a course that isn’t being hogged by one doctor that’s as crappy as dog crap! i need a better school advisor that won’t leave me in her office for 30 minutes just so she can go get her coffee and then talk to any of the staff that she meets on her way back!! i need a school advisor that would actually ADVISE ME and know my Major Sheet, and not give me a class i don’t!
KU is just getting worse and worse with each election-time it goes through… and even though i’m not staying in KU all my life, but as a learning institution, i think students should have more respect to the place they’re in… I mean, chicks getting all dolled up just to attract some of the male population to vote for their Qa’ema is just plain cheap and disgusting. who cares which Qa’ema ur in?!? Some friendships actually ended because of fights over Qawa’em and all that election crap… it actually reminds me of when i was in the 6th grade and girls would fight over the football teams, Al 3arabi and Al Qadseeya… they’d actually fight and cry when somebody insulted their favorite team… the Qawa’em we have these days are almost like that… i knew a chick who had so much in common with another girl in our class and they’d laugh and be friends with each other, but when it came to elections they were enemies becuase each one was in an opposing Qa’ema… it’s just so childish and useless… people aren’t fighting or defending their beliefs like they used, they’re just insulting each other and beating up members of their Qawa’em…
*sighs* i know that i’m going to be insulted as soon as some Qawa’em fanatics read this cos i know that even if they read the first warning i wrote at the begining of this post, they’ll kept reading becuase they’re just dying to start a fight… anyways, whatever i’m gonna say, things will never change, kids will be kids no matter how old the calendar says they are…
and that’s all i have to say.
