Check it out, I found this list on the net, It’s a list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong, and they’re hilarious! I swear, Hollywood should use these for better dialogue in their movies!
Here are my favourites:

* I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

* Damn, I’ll burn you into a BBQ chicken!

* Take my advice, or I’ll spank you without pants.

* Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

* Quiet you I’ll blow your throat up.

* I’ll fire aimlessly if you don’t come out!

* You daring lousy guy.

* Beat him out of recognizable shape!

* I have been scared shitless too much lately.

* I got knife scars more than the number of your leg’s hair!

* Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.

* How can you use my intestines as a gift?

* The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

niyehehehehe, i hope u liked that… NOW USE THEM ON A DAILY BASIS, U BBQ CHICKENS! :p
i know some ppl are telling me not to post alot of lists, but they’re so funny, i just have to post them…
but i promise, i’ll try to post some other things (normal things, i swear, no more disconnected bones) soon enshalla :p