people’s names when people marry other people
I found this list and i HAVE to show it to you… if any of you have more names, pls pls tell me hehehe
Enjoy!
* If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono… she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.
* If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali… she’d be Dolly Dali.
* If Bo Derek married Don Ho… she’d be Bo Ho.
* If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra… she’d be Oprah Chopra.
* If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg… (hey! it’s the 21 Century!) he’d be Cat Doggy Dogg.
* If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John… she’d be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.
* If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster… she’d become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.
* If Bea Arthur married Sting… she’d be Bea Sting.
* If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh… he’d be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.
* (This a baseball marriage) If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou… he’d be Boog Alou.
* If G. Gordon Liddy married Boutros-Boutros Ghali, then divorced him to marry Kenny G. … he’d be G. Ghali G.
* Nog (Quark’s brother on “Star Trek: Deep Space Nine”… Only I Know THAT!) has no other name, so he uses it twice when getting a marriage license. SO IF he married Howard Hughes, and then Pamela Dare… he’d be Nog Nog Hughes Dare.
* If Jack Handy (Saturday Night Live writer) married Andy Capp, then married Jack Paar, then moved on to Stephen King… he’d be Jack Handy Capp Paar King.
* If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur… he’d be Woody Wood Peck Hur.
* If Dolly Parton married Tommy Smothers, then went even further back in show business and married Mr. Lucky, then divorced and married Martin Short, then divorced and married football kicker Ray Guy… we could all nod understandingly when we heard, “Dolly Parton Smothers Lucky Short Guy.”








