(FIRST OF ALL: long post ahead! preferable if u copy paste for later, whenever ur bored )

We have elevators at college, and i like to get on them only when there aren’t any girls or boys on wheel chairs who need them… anyways, standing in an elevator can be very tempting and exciting, cos when u just stand there, it’s like a whole energy force of imagination hits u and u start to imagine urself doing things in the elevator u’v never done before… so here is a list i found that met my imagination EXACTLY and i soooo wish to do some of these things at school! especially with ninjas in the elevator, just to freak them out! *drools from happiness at the thought*

anyways, here’s the list with some comments by me :p

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: “Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!” (do this when a doc is in the elevator with u niyehehe)

2. Whistle the first seven notes of “It’s a Small World” incessantly. (most people won’t get it cos they’ve never heard of “It’s a Small World”)

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there?” (and then watch the ninjas slide over to the opposite side of u lol)

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. (lil asaf, i have classes, i can’t do this one)

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. (well, this happened to me once, i thought i was stuck cos the doors took too long to open up :p)

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. (or Major Bitch-Slapper)

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go “plink” at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: “I’ve got new socks on!” (and then show them off ;))

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: “Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!” (half the ppl there don’t even know what motion sickness is, so u can just throw-up immediately and get it over with :p)

11. Meow occasionally. (this one would be hilarious)

12. Holler “Chutes away!” whenever the elevator descends. (or u can just scream: Geranamoooooo!!!)

13. Walk on with a cooler that says “human head” on the side. (make sure to have the words human head translated and stuck to the side of the box, too)

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce “You’re one of THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator. (pretty vague, since some ninjas there could be part of Osama Bin Laden’s group, so that’s THEM to them)

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers “through” it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask “is that your beeper?”

17. Say “Ding!” at each floor. (the elevator already does that in adab)

18. Say “I wonder what all these do” and push the red buttons. (we don’t have red buttons )

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. (works best in Khaldia where all the trainee-docs are)

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your “personal space.”

21. Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. (this gets u weird looks… COOL!)

23. Wear “X-Ray Specs” and leer suggestively at other passengers. (just tell them they’re X-Ray Specs first or they’ll think u’r showing off ur Louis Vitton sun-glasses.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on. (this would be amazing, but make sure the ninjas in the elevator don’t close it b4 u get back)

LOL hope u liked those
if any of u do any of them, i will be very very proud… and u’ll get a cookie for it, too