Top 10 Ways To Liven Up Your Weekend
since i know some of u are dreading this weekend, so i’ve planned it FOR YOU! woohoo :p i put us this agenda and u just choose what u want to do out of them hehehehe
10. Secretly replace your friend’s Diet Coke with a mixture of Mountain Dew and KDD Chocolate Milk. (3ajeeeeeb)
9. Get a couple of old refrigerator boxes and paint them up to look like a castle. Set it up in your back yard for your younger siblings right before it rains, and then watch the little brats get soaked. (niyehehe)
8. Make yourself up like you’ve been in a horrible, mutilating accident, then go to the emergency room of the nearest hospital. When approached by a nurse or doctor, say, “No, thank you, I’m just browsing.”
7. Call the Microsoft Support Line and insist on speaking directly to Bill Gates. Tell them that MS-DOS was your idea and you demand royalties. Demand Bill’s home phone number. Get verbally abusive when they refuse you, and hear them verbally abuse you too.
6. Two words: Cherry Bomb. (Good for anywhere, anytime.)
5. Make two dinner reservations at the finest restaurant you can find, then dress yourself and a goat in tuxedos. When the Management refuses to service you, insist that the animal is a seeing-eye goat. For added effect, feed the goat a few boxes of EX-LAX before you arrive. (nothing better than a goat suffering from diarreah in a restaurant)
4. Join the Ku Klux Klan and when you find out where the next cross-burning will be held, invite 70 to 80 of your best, biggest and strongest African-American friends. Have them remove their sheets at a predetermined moment.
3. Order a pizza and when they ask for your phone number, give them theirs and see if they notice.
2. Go to Victoria’s Secret and when they ask you if u need any help in choosing a gift for the wife (if ur a guy) or if you’re looking for something specific for you (if ur a girl), just say: “No Thanks. Just Sniffing.”
1. Call Paris Hilton about 50 times a day and ask her to make a sex tape (whether ur a boy or girl, doesn’t matter) with u. Keep calling until ur insulted and verbally abused again!
