I Feel Evil. I want to, i’m sorry to say, kick a cat… I want to scare kids with a Paris Hilton mask… I want to draw little ants on somebody’s face while they’re asleep, so they wake up paranoid… I want to imagine that dolls really are alive á la Toy Story and torture them like Sid… or maybe even like Purgatory… I want to buy a comb and give it as a present to a bald guy… I want to get to know a girl who loves her long hair and wants it to be longer so then, while she’s asleep, i’d shave her head like Demi Moore in G.I. Jane… I want parents to give me money to teach their children, and they end up knowing how to burp the whole alphabet all by themselves after drinking just ONE can of pepsi… I want to set something on fire… I want to spill a full can of coke on a girl i hate “by accident”… I want to trash somebody’s room… I want to spray paint a really dirty word on somebody’s car… and that somebody would have to be broke :D…

wow, would i have to go to jail if i do any of these things? or end up totally and utterly broke from lawsuits?