I found some wise Arabic sayings, and liked them a lot… then I realized, they would sound much better, and “funner” in English… and so I started my journey of translation… I translated them and added the last one because it’s just as fun, and as important, as the first four ones.
I advise you to use them daily and repeat them like a mantra. Just like the word Pizuuj, that will relieve your stress and make you a happier person.
And as the singer of the spiritual song “Smelly Cat”, Pheobe from Friends, said to Joey, the Lost Boy in his Heart: “Patience is the road to Understanding… Which leads to a Happy Heart.”
For common knowledge, Joey stopped being the Lost Boy and became the Lost Man after those wise words were spoken…
So let us all bask in the sun of knowledge and have happy hearts and full satisfied tummies. *gets choked up and feels like crying from the intense passion*… *sobs: AND DON’T BLAME ME IF YOU END UP CRYING!!!”:

^Never criticize your wife’s choices. She chose you first.^
^Never argue with an idiot. People might not know which one’s the idiot.^
^A minute of pain feels like an hour. An hour of pleasure feels like a minute.^
^Nobody can get on your back, unless you’re the one bent over in the first place.^
^Never wear anything flammable when you’re near a fire.^

*sobs even more and runs to her room*