i want a cat to send me 650 e-mails!!!! aaaaaahhhhhh!!! *sobs and cries*
and i know Jackie wants one too… *sniff*

since i know some of u are dreading this weekend, so i’ve planned it FOR YOU! woohoo :p i put us this agenda and u just choose what u want to do out of them hehehehe

10. Secretly replace your friend’s Diet Coke with a mixture of Mountain Dew and KDD Chocolate Milk. (3ajeeeeeb)
9. Get a couple of old refrigerator boxes and paint them up to look like a castle. Set it up in your back yard for your younger siblings right before it rains, and then watch the little brats get soaked. (niyehehe)
8. Make yourself up like you’ve been in a horrible, mutilating accident, then go to the emergency room of the nearest hospital. When approached by a nurse or doctor, say, “No, thank you, I’m just browsing.”
7. Call the Microsoft Support Line and insist on speaking directly to Bill Gates. Tell them that MS-DOS was your idea and you demand royalties. Demand Bill’s home phone number. Get verbally abusive when they refuse you, and hear them verbally abuse you too.
6. Two words: Cherry Bomb. (Good for anywhere, anytime.)
5. Make two dinner reservations at the finest restaurant you can find, then dress yourself and a goat in tuxedos. When the Management refuses to service you, insist that the animal is a seeing-eye goat. For added effect, feed the goat a few boxes of EX-LAX before you arrive. (nothing better than a goat suffering from diarreah in a restaurant)
4. Join the Ku Klux Klan and when you find out where the next cross-burning will be held, invite 70 to 80 of your best, biggest and strongest African-American friends. Have them remove their sheets at a predetermined moment.
3. Order a pizza and when they ask for your phone number, give them theirs and see if they notice.
2. Go to Victoria’s Secret and when they ask you if u need any help in choosing a gift for the wife (if ur a guy) or if you’re looking for something specific for you (if ur a girl), just say: “No Thanks. Just Sniffing.”
1. Call Paris Hilton about 50 times a day and ask her to make a sex tape (whether ur a boy or girl, doesn’t matter) with u. Keep calling until ur insulted and verbally abused again!

u HAVE to check this out: it’s the funniest post i’ve read yet…

go to Zorath’s blog and check it out LOL

sorry for the short post, but i just had to spread this out hehehe

(Warning: this is a long and gruesome post. don’t make me say i told u so)

What The Hell Is Going On In Kuwait?!?!?! within the past 5 months, THREE men killed their children!
The first incident, some dude says that ALMAHDI AL MUNTATHAR asked him to kill his wife and kids!!!
and the other asshole kills his 13 year old daughter like a goat becos he thought she was a slut basically… she’s 13 for god’s sake!!
and now THIS DUMBFUCK! who kills 5 out of his 8 kids with juice that has some sort of ingredient in it that they use for pesticides!
apparently, him and his wife have had old problems, especially with him being a past POW, so basically he has mental problems…
his wife and her family say that he has always ” joked “ about killing his kids saying things like: “ma amoot oo akhalee e3yali warray” which means: “i’m not dying and leaving my children behind”… so i think he wanted to commit suicide and kill his kids with him just to drive the mom crazy and piss her off… asshole!!!
and so he told the maids to make 18 glasses of juice for him and his 8 children (apparently, for the poison he put in the glasses to work, each person had to drink 2 glasses of it)… he then locked BOTH maids in their roms and locked the main door to the house… he made his children drink two glasses each… what he didn’t know was that one of his daughters, 3hood, realized something was wrong, she felt a headache and stomach ache coming on and she put her finger in her mouth and made herself vomit… she made two of her brothers vomit too to save their lives… u can’t imagine wat was going on in the house, the children were crying out of pain and 3hood says she tried to help them and to make them vomit too but they were so in pain, they were writhing on the floor and slamming their heads against the walls and each other’s heads… and the father wasn’t doing anything actually, cos he drank two glasses of the juice, but before he did that, he sent his wife an sms message at 9:00 that he had just killed her children, he didn’t even say they were his, he just sent a message that said : “qitalt e3yalich”

i think by now u’r feeling my anger, huh?

and the mom is in hysterics and her mother says that she’d be asleep and then suddenly she’d wake up and say “8 are dead!” even though three of her kids survived…
unfortuntely, the dad survived too! i don’t want them to execute him, even though the hell he’s going to he really deserves… but i suggest they keep him in a cell with pictures of his 5 dead children on the wall right in front of him…

what is happening in the world??? and why are crazy kuwaiti men doing this to their own flesh and blood? seriously, it’s so stupid and it’s making me so angry to see that some men would go crazy and do something like this…
another example that’s pissing me off is the guy who killed his daughter, when he was making his confessions, he says he tried to kill her with a knife that was a bit old first, and he was holding her down and she was crying and saying: ” baba e3awer” cos the knife wasn’t really good and it was just scratching her neck, so he says, i got up, and got a better knife and completed the job…
can u feel how pissed off i am?

if u haven’t noticed, i love cats… big cats… dangerous cats… and occasionally cute little furry cats lol…
what’s ur fave animal/pet/zoo creature? :p
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