Boredom in a Phonetics class is pretty productive if you have a blog… here’s what was going on in my mind the whole time:
I AM THE MILKY MOO OF KNOO KNOO!
that is the upgraded version of the original “Milky Cow of Knowledge”. I thought this up while waiting to class to start.
Now we’re in the middle of class and i wish i could break my pen (i’m so close to doing that) in half, and then shove each half up the doc’s nose while wearing gloves that have been sanatized thoroughly… (if you haven’t guessed, i’m talking about Barney), bcos he does this weird but totally disgusting snorting noise that is really reallly revolting cos it’s LOUD! i swear, i’m a firm believer that his sniffer is broken!!
AND he has to do it everytime he thinks he’s made a point. A girl is trying to participate or ask a question and he can’t hear her over his own snorting.
AAAAARGH! i registered this class with another doc while AVOIDING this dude. But, surprise surprise, KU had to do the obligatory task of Screwing Us Over… and Ruining Our Lives by changing the professors that you’ve been dying to take classes with… *sighs* and they wonder why i don’t want to finish my Masters and PhD here, huh?
I swear, there’s no place like home, but NOT when they screw u in acedemic terms… (lol that was a weirdly funny sentence)…
Just so you people know, the latest curse word is: PIZUUJ!
as in: Stop being such a Pizuuj!
or: Barney is the first species of Pizuuj.
And this new word means (and it applies to males and females):
“Pizuuj is: Clumsy rotten mexican food in a diaper covered with flies.”
and in other words: ” a Pizuuj is an annoying nag, fugly fug dumbass, and asshole, butt head, dumb bitch.”
try using it once a day, it helps relieve stress! 
