i’m in tarbia now. Tarbia is like one huge game. no no, i’m not gonna bash the people there, or the smells or the bathrooms or the tall tall ugly guys with short dishadeesh and beards tickling their toes (even though they really reallly neeed bashing)
what i want to say is, Ninetendo, if you need a new computer or PS or PS2 game, i suggest “Tarbia- The City of Horror” as one.
when you walk around tarbia, it’s a whooooole other world. If you’re NOT wearing 3abaya that shows off your butt and boobs, and a niqab that covers the rest of your ugly and spotted face but somehow magically makes your eyes shine and glitter from the 7anan Dashti jam3a-morning make-up, and you wear something like, oh i don’t know, i simple top and a skirt and simple sneakers or just sandals on, then you’re a certified slut. (and i repeat, if you’re NOT a ninja)
I swear, i walk in tarbia and they stare at me like i’m from Mars or Venus just because i’m not in a 3abaya and niqab…
And what also pisses me off is how they walk around with a niqab and act rudely to you just because you don’t know their faces!! once, a ninja girl stepped on my foot with her spiked high heels on, and when i said: “a7!” she gave me a rude look as if to say, “how dare you not go down and kiss my feet for mercy because YOUR FOOT just happened to be in the way?!?!?!”
and not only that, they happen to carry around sheilds that are immune to politeness! i once accidently bumped into a ninja girl while looking for something in my bag and when i apologized and said: “asfa, ma kint a6ali3 6ereeji”, she ALSO gave me a dirty look!!!! WHY?!? i apologized, didn’t i? and i looked you in the eye, because i couldn’t see any other part of your face!
weird! and so here’s my idea for the video game: make the whole screen look like a tarbia hall way! and the player has to get points by getting OUT of the ways of bearded cobras and camel ladies! it’s a nerve-wrecking game, bas you get skills!
and if you bump into a girl, restrain yourself from apologizing because if you do, she’ll poke you in the eyes with her spiked high heels. and you should avoid looking guys in the eye, because they’ll run after you with a hot steaming iron rod that will forever brand you as a slut! and if you bump into a guy, run as fast as you can because then he’ll think you’re trying to have sex with him right in the middle of the hall!
oh yea, and avoid the walls of terror, that consist of a whole group of ninja ladies “yetmakh6eroon 3ala ra7at’hum” oo sadeen el6ereej or the hallway, and the same way goes with the wall of cobras, which is a huge wall or fence that consists of guys wearing cobras wa9leen til their feet and as wide as the great wall of china… just don’t slam into them or anything, or you’re dead…
another scene is in the tarbia labs. now, we only have one access lab for everybody to use anytime, without any computer classes taking it’s place there. if you go into a tarbia computer lab, which is full 24/7, you should watch all the seats very very carefully… if you see one of them even twitching to leave her seat, run as fast as you can and stand behind the seat to ask if she’s done… if she doesn’t get up or says no, watch the oher seats again for any live movements… AND WARNING: if you see a chick chatting on e-messenger and muntadayat, you should NEVER, and i repeat NEVER go anywhere near her because she’ll get up and SLAP you if you in anyway initiate that you want her seat…
anyways, i have to go now back to my beloved adab, where people don’t look at you funny when you speak in english and talk about women’s rights and how important they are to you… A place where, even though they all dress funny and over the top, and we do have AIR HEADS, bas it’s at least more fun to show how smart you are in comparison…
Jackie’s got me Burger King :p so byebye for now ;*