Feb
21

WooHoo! Toilet Entertainment!

Filed In: General, LOL, Off The Newspaper, WTF?!      

Japanese create toilet entertainment centre

A Japanese company has invented an entertainment centre to make going to the toilet a more enjoyable experience.
Toto Ltd’s Z Series Neorest toilet, offers the worlds first auto fragrance release system and stereo music system, providing different scents and music depending on the season of the year.
The Z series is priced at £1,600.

LOL! emota eyeeboon bil Kuwait? fe 7amamat el jam3a? :p

Feb
21

Insert Title Here, Pls

Filed In: Blogging, General, LOL      

Why do we have to put titles for our posts? don’t you feel it’s kinda weird? i’m just gonna post about how my days are like, and what’s bothering me and whatever comes to mind, bas why titles? and you don’t even know how to phrase a title cos you fear people wouldn’t be impressed and all that and they’d skip a whole post cos of a title… hmm… maybe it would be okay to post up an interesting title with a really really interesting subject, like “My Nude Pics” or “My Day At Meseeela Beach in A Bikini” or “My Relationship With Justin Timberlake” LOL

y’know what i mean! really interesting titles that would draw scandal and sex fiends :p
and then my titles would go through a phase where they suddenly turn goth, and then all of a sudden dominatrix and then they’ll go through a phase where they turn all romantic and mushy, then flirty, then telling excuses for nothing…
and all that time, the posts would have nothing to do with the titles… it’ll be like having a totally different World Of The Titles, different than the World Of The Posts…

tempting, i tell you…. it really is…

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