I’m feeling so lazy, it’s hilarious! now that my room is big enough for more furniture, i’m dying to get a lazy chair (i think it’s called a lazy boy, sa7? madri) …

y’know like in F.R.I.E.N.D.S, like when Chandler and Joey would sit in front of the TV and then “draw”? anyways, only F.R.I.E.N.D.S fans will get me (hi, Jackie and Don :p)
and i’ve been lazy to do things that i wouldn’t normally be lazy and indifferent about like studying and playing with my 3amer el Ju7aysh el Sa’3eer…
i don’t know, maybe because i’m in a new house that’s much bigger than the apartment i used to be in so running around up and down the stairs and from one room to another is making me lose my energy… maybe it’s that… hmmm :/
but the good thing about our house is that it’s like one big gym in itself… it’s full of stairs and has alot of space, so running and moving my legs alot (bas they will never be like P4’s legs! DAMN!), and because now we’re in the moving process, i’m moving alot of boxes and drawers and furniture, so my arms are getting enough riyatha and then there’s the swimming pool (aaaaakh! 3al swimming poooool!), i can’t wait for it to be done so i can swim again, it’ll be fun to swim laps without slamming into fat ladies like in the public swimming pool we used to go to in the summer. i swear i used to slam into bags of fat that were just sit in one place in the pool and not move around to actually burn some calories :/
so i don’t need to go to the gym! i just have to watch what i eat (lil asaf, no more doughnuts… WHYY!?!?!?! *cries and sobs*) and exercise which means moving around the house alot while carrying weights such as 3amer… 7abeebe walla, he’s so cute and tiny, so i’ll carry him and consider the weight to be his diaper alot that should work and i’ll end up having arms of steeel!!! wahahahaha!
so what i’m going to do from now on is repeat this mantra over and over to convince myself i’m not a lazy bum:
the mantra goes as follows:
and here it is:
yea, this mantra:
right after these messages:
la, ga9ait 3alaikum, mafe messages:
ok ok, al7een:
the mantra is:

“I am not a lazy bum! i am a potential workaholic with highly developed stress management skills!”

SO THERE! lol :p