‘Celibate’ monk tried to pick up undercover cop

A Buddhist monk decided to break his lifelong vow of celibacy with a prostitute - but picked up an undercover police officer instead.
Hoa Trung Nguyen, 47, from the Phap Bao Temple in Sydney, even haggled with the ‘prostitute’ for a better deal.
But after being unceremoniously bundled into an unmarked police car, Nguyen claimed he was joking, reports the Herald Sun.
But magistrate Ronald Maiden was not laughing as he convicted the monk for soliciting a prostitute and put him on bond for 12 months.

CCTV footage showed Nguyen, his robes under an overcoat, approaching the officer dressed as a prostitute.
Nguyen admitted asking about price but blamed it on human curiosity.
“I only want to ask her as a joke because of who I am. I would never do anything like that,” he said.

what do you guys think? is he innocent? is he guilty? are men THAT desperate for sex? and if i was a monk who wanted to lose the celibacy crap, i’d do it with a person i’m marrying, not i slut with unknown sexually-related diseases…

i just think that he’s really stupid, so there.

Japanese create toilet entertainment centre

A Japanese company has invented an entertainment centre to make going to the toilet a more enjoyable experience.
Toto Ltd’s Z Series Neorest toilet, offers the worlds first auto fragrance release system and stereo music system, providing different scents and music depending on the season of the year.
The Z series is priced at £1,600.

LOL! emota eyeeboon bil Kuwait? fe 7amamat el jam3a? :p

Why do we have to put titles for our posts? don’t you feel it’s kinda weird? i’m just gonna post about how my days are like, and what’s bothering me and whatever comes to mind, bas why titles? and you don’t even know how to phrase a title cos you fear people wouldn’t be impressed and all that and they’d skip a whole post cos of a title… hmm… maybe it would be okay to post up an interesting title with a really really interesting subject, like “My Nude Pics” or “My Day At Meseeela Beach in A Bikini” or “My Relationship With Justin Timberlake” LOL

y’know what i mean! really interesting titles that would draw scandal and sex fiends :p
and then my titles would go through a phase where they suddenly turn goth, and then all of a sudden dominatrix and then they’ll go through a phase where they turn all romantic and mushy, then flirty, then telling excuses for nothing…
and all that time, the posts would have nothing to do with the titles… it’ll be like having a totally different World Of The Titles, different than the World Of The Posts…

tempting, i tell you…. it really is…

I’m feeling so lazy, it’s hilarious! now that my room is big enough for more furniture, i’m dying to get a lazy chair (i think it’s called a lazy boy, sa7? madri) …

y’know like in F.R.I.E.N.D.S, like when Chandler and Joey would sit in front of the TV and then “draw”? anyways, only F.R.I.E.N.D.S fans will get me (hi, Jackie and Don :p)
and i’ve been lazy to do things that i wouldn’t normally be lazy and indifferent about like studying and playing with my 3amer el Ju7aysh el Sa’3eer…
i don’t know, maybe because i’m in a new house that’s much bigger than the apartment i used to be in so running around up and down the stairs and from one room to another is making me lose my energy… maybe it’s that… hmmm :/
but the good thing about our house is that it’s like one big gym in itself… it’s full of stairs and has alot of space, so running and moving my legs alot (bas they will never be like P4’s legs! DAMN!), and because now we’re in the moving process, i’m moving alot of boxes and drawers and furniture, so my arms are getting enough riyatha and then there’s the swimming pool (aaaaakh! 3al swimming poooool!), i can’t wait for it to be done so i can swim again, it’ll be fun to swim laps without slamming into fat ladies like in the public swimming pool we used to go to in the summer. i swear i used to slam into bags of fat that were just sit in one place in the pool and not move around to actually burn some calories :/
so i don’t need to go to the gym! i just have to watch what i eat (lil asaf, no more doughnuts… WHYY!?!?!?! *cries and sobs*) and exercise which means moving around the house alot while carrying weights such as 3amer… 7abeebe walla, he’s so cute and tiny, so i’ll carry him and consider the weight to be his diaper alot that should work and i’ll end up having arms of steeel!!! wahahahaha!
so what i’m going to do from now on is repeat this mantra over and over to convince myself i’m not a lazy bum:
the mantra goes as follows:
and here it is:
yea, this mantra:
right after these messages:
la, ga9ait 3alaikum, mafe messages:
ok ok, al7een:
the mantra is:

“I am not a lazy bum! i am a potential workaholic with highly developed stress management skills!”

SO THERE! lol :p

Hey! I’m Back!
the house looks almost liveable… 3amer is in love with the echo and a little freaked out cos when he screams he hears it two-fold and it’s funny to see him shocked then laughing his head off at the echo hehehe
my room is half full cos it needs more furniture… it’s the first time MY room needed MORE furniture which is fun cos my rom is HUGE and i have alot of junk i’m NOT willing to get rid of any time soon, so to actually let it all out and make my room look exactly like i want it to be!
even though i wanted a blue or white bathrom and not pink, i’m not a little girl anymore! walla! :p
anyways, i’m going to be posting from the computer labs again cos we still don’t have a phone line…
School has started and hell is about to break loose til now, i’ve only seen two docs and both seem good but really quiet, which equals boring most of the time, i just hope it doesn’t happen to be this time…

i gotta go now… Jackie just called and i have to meet up with her at the cafeteria (7arraaa! i’m gonna go eeeeeaat!!! hahahahaha…. damn, i’m hungry :p)
buh-bye…