There are a lot of stupid laws all over the world but three quarters of them are believed to be in the US. Look up your state if your in the US. Then check out England and Iceland:

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA:

ARKANSAS:

A man can legally beat his wife, but no more than once a month. (wow, thank god it’s only once a month!)

CALIFORNIA:

In L.A., a man may legally beat his wife with a leather strap, as long as it is less than 2 inches wide, or she gives him permission to use a wider strap. (aham shay!) It is a misdemeanor to shoot any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

FLORIDA:

In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons. (Daymn! there goes my Sunday afternoon off!)

GEORGIA:

In Quitman, it is illegal for a chicken to cross the road. (hehehehe…) In Columbus, it is illegal to sit on one’s porch in an indecent position. (thanx for warning me.)

ILLINOIS:

In Chicago, it is illegal to take a French poodle to the Opera. (7asafa!) According to state law, it is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is “American.” In Joliet, it is illegal to mispronounce the name Joliet. Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister, according to an Illinois state law. A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day. (u don’t want that to happen!)

INDIANA:

Monkeys are forbidden to smoke cigarettes in South Bend. (tut tut tut tut)

IOWA:

In Ames Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife. (cos that would be just plain rude!)

KENTUCKY:

Kentucky Law, It is illegal to carry an ice-cream cone inside your pocket. (oookayyyy?)

MASSACHUSETTS:

It is illegal to wear a goatee without a license. North Andover prohibits its citizens from carrying “space guns.” In 1659, the state outlawed Christmas. (jingle bells, jingle bells….)

MICHIGAN:

A state law stipulates that a woman’s hair legally belongs to her husband. Under state law, dentists are officially classified as “mechanics.” In Clawson, it is legal for a man to “sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.” (is he happy or what?!)

MINNESOTA:

It is illegal to tease skunks. (that’s another hobby down the drain!) Every man in Brainerd is required by law to grow a beard.

MONTANA:

In Whitehall, it is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels. It is a felony for a wife to open her husband’s mail. A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a saloon table unless her clothing weights more than three pounds, two ounces.

NEBRASKA:

If a child burps during a church service in Omaha, his or her parents may be arrested. It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license. (Thank U God!) Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. (cool!)

NEW JERSEY:

Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law. (I hate it when that happens…)

NEW YORK:

In Saten Island, it is illegal for a father to call his son a faggot or queer in an effort to curb girlie behavior. In NYC, “it is disorderly conduct for one man to greet another on the street by placing the end of his thumb against the tip of his nose and wiggling the extended fingers of that hand.”(so how are we gonna greet each other?)

OHIO:

In Columbus, it is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday. In Oxford, it is illegal for a woman to disrobe in front of a man’s picture. In Youngstown, it is illegal to run out of gas. (oops!) In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.

OKLAHOMA:

Whale hunting is strictly forbidden. People who make “ugly faces” at dogs may be fined and/or jailed. (huh?)

OREGON:

The town of Hood River prohibits the act of juggling without a license.

PENNSYLVANIA:

“Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes.” (piece by piece, huh?)

RHODE ISLAND:

It’s illegal to throw pickle juice on a trolley.

TENNESSEE:

It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish. (but it’s much more easier?!?!) In Dyersburg, it is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.(good.) In Memphis, it’s against the law for a woman to be driving a car, unless there is a man walking or running in front of the car, waving a red flag to warn oncoming cars and pedestrians. (I wonder how my dad would look like.)

TEXAS:

The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned because it contains a formula for making beer at home. It is illegal to milk another person’s cow. (but i like it when someone milks my cow!!!)

UTAH:

A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife in his presence. (woohoo!)

VERMONT:

It is illegal to deny the existence of God. It is illegal to whistle underwater. (but I love whistling underwater!) Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.

VIRGINIA:

In Richmond, it is illegal to flip a coin in any eating establishment to determine who buys a cup of coffee. In Lebanon, Virginia it is illegal to kick your wife out of bed. No woman may go in public without wearing a corset in Norfolk, Virginia.

ICELAND:

It’s against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland.

ENGLAND:

In Cheshire, England, UK it is legal to shoot, with a crossbow, any Welsh person inside the City walls after 11pm. (thank god I ain’t welsh!) In Liverpool there is a law making it illegal for a man to dress or undress a department store female mannequin, if children are present. Also, it is against the law for children to look under a mannequin’s dress. In England, stores cannot sell Bibles on Sunday, but they are allowed to sell pornographic magazines.

Hope you liked that lol… and Purg, STOP MILKING OTHER PEOPLE’S COWS