Stupid people piss me off…

That last statement was supposed to be all i wanted to say, but then i stared at it for a little while and thought…”chena shwaya?” so here’s the rest:

Anyways, like i said, stupid people piss me off. They are the people who are involved with politics, pseudo-intellectuals, and people who always state the obvious and keep doing it by repeating the same obvious statement over and over again by putting it in different forms (question, exclaimation, direct talk, an after-thought and a side-comment through-out a conversation). Such an example is when one of these people is trying to tell you that Wookies from Star Wars are their favorite characters, this is what happens:

“Wookiees are cool.”

“Wookiees are AWESOME!!!”

“Wookiees got it goin’ on!”

“Wookiees rock the house!”

Now, at this stage you want to tear your ear drums out

Another example is when somebody spills everything and then acts innocent… example: “Well, I certainly am smuggling illegal drugs from Mexico and carrying it in a metal case in my back pocket. Why do you ask?”

A famous example which you can see in the movie, Star Wars, Episode One. In a certain scene where Anakin SkyWalker invites his friends to his house, this is what i’m saying while pretending to be Anakin: “These are my friends, Mom! The old guy looks like a rapist, the droid’s probably a drug dealer and the girl’s most likely a hooker, but let’s invite them in for dinner anyways!”

And last but not least, BLONDES ARE NOT NESSECARILY DUMB! (but Paris Hilton is an exception… eew3)

The following is a list of things you can say to the stupid people who get on your nerves (and they don’t have to nessecarily be in one of the groups that i’ve mentioned):

For pseudo-intellectuals, i recommend:

*Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who really do.

*Well aren’t you a waste of two billion years of evolution.

*Wait… I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

*I think someone has to be listening to you for it to be an actual conversation.

And for the stating-the-obvious group, and stupid people in general:

* I don’t know what your problem is, but I bet it’s hard to pronounce.

* I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.

* Never miss a good chance to shut up.

* Don’t they ever shut up on your planet?

And before i go, leave you with a nice, evil quote you can use whenever you see fit during your life:

If you start a fire for a man, he’ll be warm for a night. If you SET a man on fire, he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.