elloo eloo ajain (yes, the “j” was put there on purpose)

i’m still too bored to post up anything real… what IS a “real” post anyway? shino ilfarg whether i want to amaleq my heart out or if i want to talk about anything serious to me that you might not want to read about anyway… *sighs*

oh wait, what i just wrote up there is actually real, it was just me talking and boring you! HAH!

i have found the meaning of real lol *hangs herself after slapping herself senseless*

— End Of Malaqa Mode—

ok, i was wondering the other day about why mothers always say whatever they say to us… laish ya3ne the warnings and the “don’t”s malot the moms?

so i thought it would be cool to post up the things that our moms would NEVER say… (hint hint to jackie… u wish these were true ;p)

12 Things Your Mom Would Never Say to You:

1. How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?

2. Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.

3. Let me smell that shirt ….. don’t worry, it’s good for another week.

4. Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I’ll be glad to feed and walk him every day for you.

5. That outfit isn’t sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse a little.

6. Why don’t you just take the Porsche? It would totally be cheaper than paying for a taxi.

7. The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It’s not like I’m running a prison around here.

8. Don’t clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad.

9. Can I borrow your new Usher and Ludacris CDs?

10. I love “Fantasy” by Ludacris… U wanna sing along with me?

11. Naw, you don’t have to call me if you’re gonna be late, I’ll eventually figure it out if you’re in trouble.

12. Get as many boys as you can… You never know which one can be The One…

LOL i had fun with that… *imagining a random mom singing along to Ludacris*

hey! I’m sitting here in a computer lab in college and all these chicks are in chatting rooms (there’s this girl sitting next to me, her chatting nick-name is “Dala3″!) while i’m working on my tasjeel (my jadwal now i PERFECT!!!) and finishing off my e-mails and posting up on the blog…

tawa a chick (two girls away from me) turned up the sound to listen to um kalthoom lol, weird people here (6a3 min yet7acha)…

there seems to be an anonymous person here who doesn’t know who we are (/me gets mock-angry), please don’t ask who “we people” are until after you check out Kuwaiti blogs, then you’ll know we are the best batch of the wierdest and craziest and maybe even the most “special” people in the whole wide kuwaiti community… from your nickname, i don’t know whether you’re kuwaiti or not, so maybe the Kuwailish freaked you out lol (kuwailish, btw, is Kuwaiti English, like code-switching from arabic to english or typing in arabic but with english font… 3ashaw il linguistics students LOL)

***** i was so close to erasing to whole past sentence, bas i thought i’d let you take a look at my malaqa side wahaha (/me hangs herself)*****

my bro is here to pick me up now, so i have to go… seeya ppl when i get the chance to post up non-malaqa posts with real subjects to talk about…