These are things i’ve always wondered about… see if u can answer these questions with just as stupid answers :D… only comment when u want to comment, but the answers to the questions should all go to my e-mail: devilisheyes@gmail.com … Here goes:

- Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?

- Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken over there … I’m gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?

- Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but aren’t allowed to run naked outside?

- Why is it that if something says, “do not eat” on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

- If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

- Why do they call the small candy bars the “fun sizes”? Wouldn’t be more fun to eat a big one?

- If your named Will and you are in the army do you get worried when people say fire at will?

- Why does the label on children’s Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when it’s for children?

- If rabbits’ feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

- Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

- If the energizer bunny attacks someone, is he charged with battery?

- Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?

- If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?

- Why do British people never sound British when they sing?

- Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

- Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?

- Why does Bugs bunny walk around the cartoon naked, but puts a bathing suit on when he goes swimming… and the samething goes for Daffy Duck?

- If a robber tried to rob a dance club and yelled, “Everybody get down”, would all the people start dancing?

- Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

- If when people freak out they are said to be “having a cow”, when cows freak out are they said to be “having a homo sapien?”

Answer away… have fun with it and i’ll be waiting for ur replies :p