Since school is near, i would like to express my feelings toward this event by posting this pic… Thanx ZeeCu enjoy ;D
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As requested, I will be spilling the salon secrets of women in Kuwait. SO HELP ME GOD!

There are many stages a woman has to go through in order to go to or to get the work done in a salon. For instance, if a chick wants her hair blow dried “sishwar”, and she doesn’t want the workers at the salon to wash her hair, she would wash her hair at home and then go to the salon to get the “sishwar” bizbiz done immediately.

But when a woman wants “the works”, which is almost every single type of work that the salon has to offer, then she’d go there dirty, and ready for a totally major make-over.

From the many works the salons in Kuwait have to offer are the following:

- 7af: Removing hair from the face- eyebrows or moustache- and chin and maybe even sometimes neck, by using a thread. 7af is wat English-speakers call threading.

- Sham3: Used rarely but some women prefer this on their faces to remove hair than the ordinary 7af. Either light brown or green wax is used in this process.

- Sheera: Removing hair from the body. It’s as painful as hell but women just want to be clean. Somehow some men underestimate this and think it’s easy, not knowing that many women would love to spread some warm sheera on men’s long leg hairs and then yank them out with one swift pull, just so they could feel wat women do to keep them happy and to stay clean for a longer time.

-Sishwar: Blow-drying the hair so it gets to be straight or straight on the top with curls on the ends.

-Alashat: to put pins on the ends of blow dried hair to keep them curled and styled for a longer time. These alashat are removed b4 going to the party, or gathering, or as soon as the woman gets home.

-Badecair: to work on the feet, toenails and skin around the toes and heels. This work ends with some nice pink toe polish on the toenails to keep them shiny and neat.

-Manecair: to work on the hands and to do about the same thing as was done to the toes.

-Subu’3: to dye the hair into various colors. Colors are picked out of a huge book-like thing but with the covers only. When u open these covers u’ll see many pieces of hair in different shades of brown, blond, red, and the usual grey. After choosing a color, some lady wearing gloves and holding a pot with a paint brush in it, will wrap pieces of ur hair in foil after smearing some goop in it and around ur hair. After that, u’ll sit under a brain-washing… I mean… a machine that releases hot “bukhar” or vapor onto ur head to heat the foil and for the hair to absorb the hair color from the goop.

Subu’3 comes in three styles:

1- khusal (highlights) which are just pieces of ur hair, and not all of it.

2- all of it (full dye) which means that ur giving ur hair a whole different color.

And 3- jethoor (roots) which is asked by old ladies mostly who want to get rid of the white hairs. And sometimes by young ladies who want to keep their new hair color for longer.

And that’s about all I can think up about salon work. I hope you’re all not grossed out at wat i just explained. And as i said, if i lose any male readers, I KILL JAGGIE. And u can’t get away from it, Purgatory72, u agreed to help me and we shaked hands.

If there are any more questions or requests on how women in Kuwait live or think, ask away ;D

And the Oscar for “The Most Hopeful Man In History” Award goes to….
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Something to have fun with after reading my long post
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Today I went to a wedding and it was boring at first then it turned out to be pretty fun. I wore something simple cos we were only long-distance relatives to both sides of the wedding, broom and gride (yes, I did that on purpose, it was an actual badliya ga6ait’ha wana hnak). Anyways, I’m not that big of a fan of huge fancy shmancy wedding gowns with the “shek shek shek”ing of sequins, shiny stuff, and neon colored beads, even if I was really close to the bride and groom. I prefer something simple, light colored, or even a rich rich dark color (such as emerald, ruby red or dark gold) and sexy, which means that it shows skin but only enough to leave a lot to the imagination, and only in places which aren’t THAT provocative such as a tiny bit of the shoulders, a little bit of back showing, and not one long opening till ur butt crack shows, a tiny bit of cleavage and not a Pamela Anderson impersonation… etc. Of course, almost all of the Kuwaiti girls reading this might agree with wat I’m saying, which is good
Anyways, I went to the wedding feeling just a tiny bit dizzy, but good enough to leave the house for a bit. I felt much better this morning so now everything’s almost back to normal… HEYAAA! And I look pretty good, too lol (HAH! Purgatory!) Hehehe, so I picked out my clothes after dinner, and watched my brothers play Smack down, and then have them explain to me that it’s WWE (world’s wrestling entertainment) and NOT, I repeat NOT WWF (world’s wrestling federation) cos of a family fight… and I stopped them from saying any more right at this point… and they’re playing standing up cos if they sit down, their legs would shake uncontrollably (a3sab, sakenhum misakinhum lol) and I would have to yell at them to stop concentrating so much hehehehe… oh dear, where was I? Oh yea, and while watching them play PS2, I played some Dr. Mario (of course!) while waiting for my aunt to pick me up so we could go to the salon for womanly stuff lol (no details will be added to the web log as to not scare off any male readers, it is preferable for these gory details to stay within female readers’ minds only. Thank you for your cooperation) and then when we were done, I got home, finished make-up bizbiz, went to the wedding, and now I’m home and typing up this blog for my devoted readers… and that’s wat I did today… one full day wasted on beutifying and looking beautiful enough as to not have the ppl at the wedding staring and pointing and laughing, or so I wouldn’t be kicked out, or made to sit with the maids sitting outside the wedding hall with the screaming babies…

about those screaming babies, wat is it with ladies who bring their babies with them? I actually saw some lady leave the wedding hall after dancing or whatever to grab her baby, go to the bathroom, breastfeed it and them slip the top of her dress back on and go back to dancing in the hall with the baby just a tiny bit quieter in the maid’s arms… I mean, WTH?!?! Why can’t she breastfeed it and leave it home, u ask me? Well, she can’t leave the baby at home cos she’ll be in the salon all day, plucking, waxing, doing her hair, then applying make-up to make her look like Michael Jackson’s older sister :/ and will even put her dress on at the salon so she can’t go home, so the baby has to be with her… again, wth?!?

Oh dear, this one post is too long lol… lemme distract u with something funny on top of this post so I can shut up now hehehe