I’m trying to summarise this thing at school and… You know that feeling when you can’t really READ anything and you’re just staring at the words? It’s like they won’t go past your eyes and into your brain? You see them but you have no idea what the hell the sentence is supposed to mean?
I hate that feeling! I hope it dies and let’s me work in peace
I’ve decided to just post whatever’s on my mind using my Wordpress app on my Blackberry..
I’ve always had this idea in the back of my head and it’s the main reason I don’t have a twitter page.
I can just put up really short posts more than once a day, three times maximum, rather than unloading a looong randomania post all at once.. Let’s see how this goes..
* I think Michael Buble is adorable.. so sue me! He’s quite talented and is amazing with his fans.. not to mention he’s really funny and friendly in TV appearances and doesn’t take himself too seriously.. Here are the trailers for his two concert DVDs:
2005’s “Caught in the Act”:
2009’s “Michael Buble Meets Madison Square Garden”:
And here are some extra links that I’ve enjoyed, if you’re interested:
* Related to the latest video link, the part near the end with the pregnant chick: SHE COPIED ME!
I’ve been saying that that’s my baby song ever since I first heard it :p I especially think the second verse has the most baby-related lyrics lol
Sing-a-long! ;p
“I Might Have To Wait
I’ll Never Give Up
I Guess It’s Half Timing
And The Other Half’s Luck
Wherever You Are
Whenever It’s Right
You Come Out Of Nowhere And Into My Life
And I Know That We Can Be So Amazing
And Baby Your Love Is Gonna Change Me
And Now I Can See Every Possibility”
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* People who eat with their mouthes open. WHY? Do you think it’s sexy or that your mouth the latest episode of “Will It Blend?”!?!? STOP.
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* Don’t ever comment on a pregnant woman’s weight. EVER. We can beat you up, really we can.
When you say, “Wow! You’ve gained weight!”.. It’s RUDE! It’s not a compliment!
Whoever lied to you and told you that pregnant women like to be called fat is a sadistic sunovabitch who wants to see you get hurt. Bad.
The least you can do is lie and say that I’m “glowing” or looking “healthy”, but keep in mind that just like un-pregnant women, we do NOT like to be called fat.
I’m carrying a human being, the gift of LIFE, dammit! So watch your tongue if you want to keep it.
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* Why’re people so negative? I’ve noticed that the majority of conversations going on are all about people getting sick, dying, getting a divorce or cheating on a spouse.. Not necessarily in that order, but you get what I mean. It’s not even gossip in general, it’s just the bad depressing makes-you-hate-life stuff..
A relative of mine just had a tiny operation done and while at a family gathering, an old lady asked his mom about how he is. When the mom said, “el7amdilla, the operation went very well and he feels so much better“, the old lady interrupted her and said, “Don’t sayyy thaat!! Ba3dain e6egoona 3aiiiiin!! (he will then be envied)”
Why do people believe in that so much? Does the fear of the scary green eye mean that I have to “afawel” 3ala my relatives and render them sick, tired and dying all the time? Who enjoys that? Does nobody want to hear good news any more? :/
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* Speaking of “The EYE“, oooooh I’m so scaaaared *rolls her eyes*.. Why is it such a big damn deal? If you’re going to be struck by envy lightening it’s because you’re flaunting something or another foolishly and not being modest, not because you’re a paranoid freak!
I’ve seen people do really weird things just because they were afraid someone would envy them and “e6egoonhum 3ain”..
Isn’t that a bit hypocritical in a society where people just love to show off and demand that you show off too? I don’t get it.. I just live my life the way I live it and I don’t give a damn what people say or if they envy me or not, I simply don’t think about it. If I want to keep something private I simply don’t talk about it and keep it the way it should be: private.
I don’t go around saying, “I will not talk about this and that because you will envy me!”
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* There’s this flaw about me that I actually like. I’ve very neurotic about my personal space. I don’t like it when people mess up my home, I don’t like it when people sit at my desk at work when I’m not there, and I don’t like it when my brothers watch TV in my old room back in my parent’s house.
I especially hate it when there’s food involved.. Little annoying crumbs or incriminating packages of potato chips or cookes. *shivers in disgust*
So yeah, I really really like my personal space, and I respect other people’s places as well. I don’t like it when people eat at my personal comfort zone or move things around so I rarely touch their things just to send a message.
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* Tawjeeh called yesterday because there’s some meeting soon where the senior teachers will be asked about the new curriculum. Each senior has to ask her teachers to write down the merits and demerits. But there’s a condition: We’re not allowed to criticize the curriculum and the lists should have more merits than demerits LOL Yetshare6oon ba3aad!
You already know the curriculum is flawed, there aren’t enough books (Student’s Book, Work Books and Teachers’ Guides!) and you don’t give a damn!
Example:
You changed the exam dates last semester, pressured us into finishing 2 whole units using exhausting alternatives (attending before school, after school, and Saturdays- which got some schools in unnecessary trouble! and refused to omit or leave a part of the books for next semester.
Are you so bored that you’re planning meetings out of asses? Like I said in my FB status yesterday, “(Me in the 3rd person) thinks that the bosses of her bosses’ bosses are hilarious and sad at the same time. These people underestimate us and think they’re better than us while we’re the ones busy shaping the future and they’re busy setting up useless time-wasting meetings lol”…
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* Must stop talking about school so much, must stop talking about school so much, must stop talking about school so much, must stop talking about school so much, must stop talking about school so much, must stop talking about school so much, must stop talking about school so much, must stop talking about school so much, must stop talking about school so much, must stop talking about school so much, must stop talking about school so much… etc etc.
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* I wonder.. What’s so fascinating about stuffed toys/dolls/animals? Awwwww cuuuute… Then what? :/
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* Why do people like to whisper in each others’ ears in the middle of a crowded room when they can simple leave and stop being rude? I don’t get it.
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* Things I promise never to do as a mother:
Take my kid to the salon, cinema, 7ssainiya or a wedding. Maynona ana?
If I can’t leave the child alone at home or I don’t find a babysitter in time, I prefer to call off whatever appointment/event I have rather than be rude and noisy and NOT have fun or NOT get any work done.
Nothing is more important than my kid and I wouldn’t like to be annoying. I can congratulate whoever’s getting married later on and send a gift, I can call one of those salon-at-home ladies, I can download the movie and I can follow all the 7ssainiyas I want on TV in the privacy of my home. I, personally, think that there’s no excuse :/
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* I haven’t watched the Oscars but I love the fact that Sandra Bullock won. I love her as much as I love Meryl Streep (both wore really elegant dresses). I think they’re both very professional beautiful diverse actresses that can be both funny AND serious and pull it off perfectly.
And even though I’m not a huge fan of her comedy, I think Mo’Nique did a really good job in “Precious” and deserved that Oscar too. Last but not least, Gabourey Sibedy is adorable! In a clip she talked about her dress by saying, “If fashion was porn, this dress would be the money shot.” LOL
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* If you drive and smoke at the same time while dropping off a bunch of kids, you’re an a$$h0le. A very very gigantic one.
Not only are you harming the kids with second-hand smoke, but you might also have an accident since one hand is busy holding the damn death stick. I’ve always hated smokers, but seeing one driver do that with kids in the car pissed me off. If you want to kill yourself (by smoke or car accident) do it alone. It’s not the kids’ fault you’re an insensitive mofo.
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* To end the post with a smile, I saw this car, left abandoned at the airport I think, in the airport parking lot before heading off to Bahrain:
LOL poor thing!
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* Now you can excuse me if I don’t post for a while.. Niyahahaha!! ;p
Before I go sleep, let me just get this out of my system:
This happened in class today:
Me: So when we want to form a “General Conditional” sentence, we use *starts writing on the board* If + Present Simple + Present Simple…
If I feel hungry, I order food oooorrrr.. *writes more examples on the board* I cook something ooorrrr… I eat something light…
Notice how all the verbs are in the present simple? It’s as easy as that.. Here are some more examples…
Student *interuppts my examples*: Miss! Why do you make the “I” capital?
Me *confused look on my face*: What do you mean why do I make the “I” capital? You have to make the “I” capital! It’s the same thing as writing your name with the first letter capital!
Other Student *shocked*: Really? I thought we made the “I” and the first letter of a name capital only at the beginning of a sentence?
Another Student: Miss? Even in the middle of the sentence?
Me *shocked*: YES! You capitalize the “I” in every part of the sentence!
Another student: Hmmm… I never knew that..
Me *double-shocked, whispers*: Ohh.. myy.. God!
*bell rings and I leave before I start killing people with pencils in the eyes*
