Is never seeing the Pokinator aaall summer!

No more…

* Being poked by you! NO MORE!!

* Being jealous of my friendship with the new teacher (who happened to be your friend before being employed at our school)..
I HATE how you give me those disgusting looks as if I was stealing your boyfriend. Grow up!

* Talking about me behind my back in front of me!..
I HATE how you see me listening to my iPod (with the volume down) and start talking about me right in front of me. Either you’re testing me and trying to see if I could hear you or you’re really dumb and think you’re going to get away with it.

* Sitting at my desk while I’m gone just to have brunch with our mutual teacher friend, leaving crumbs and daqoos and crap.
CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF!

* Sudden dramatics! It scares the crap out of me

* Thinking that you’re the shit and believing that everybody’s talking about you and bothering you on purpose oo el kil e6egech 3ain because you think you’re beautiful and skinny and a sweet little girl *rolls her eyes*
Modesty is a pretty cool trait, consider it.

* Ruining all the food in the kitchen..
I HATE how when you just want half a loaf of bread, you cut it in half with your hands and leave the other half in the bag. I personally don’t like touching food that’s considered for everybody (in this case, the staff room), I try to be as careful as possible because I know there must be somebody as paranoid as I am..

Wow.. i never knew so many points would pop up.. Eeek :/

So thank God summer vacation is starting!

Weirdo Commenting On A Gossip Blog: My God, you f*cking arabs! All of you are terrorists!

Swair: Then that would make all of you KKK members and Paris Hilton.

*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! In yo faaace!*

**** I feel like Harriet the Spy, remember that movie? I keep writing down most of the things I see, useless observations most of the time, most of the conversations I have… Damn blogging habit!

**** Ahhh the relief! Corrections are over! Tomorrow’s the last day of exams, so all I have to do till then is pack for the U.S! Yeaahh, you heard (ok, read) me, I’m going to the U.S. with the Hubby in July.. Yeehaaww! ;p

**** You know your life is weird when you quote Eva Longoria whenever they ask you if you’re pregnant. “Nope, I’m just fat ”

**** One of the things that annoy me during corrections is this one teacher we shall all call MissGenerosity. As you can obviously notice from her nickname, she’s just wayyy too generous with grades.
She’s a pretty good teacher so I don’t know why she insists on giving away grades like that. She insists that if we don’t help the students with grades, they’re ALL going to fail! AND she interferes with each and every item (even the ones she isn’t correcting) on the exam paper.
She objects when we say an answer is wrong and that we’re going to take away a mark.
I haaate it when we’re assigned the same item to correct because when she checks on my corrections, she adds marks, even for items that are incorrect or not required.
What she doesn’t understand is that giving away marks like that is just another way of rewarding the student for not studying enough. It’s like, “oh, you’re stupid? Well, here’s a grade! Pass and be stupid forever!”
Seriously, all the idiot jackasses who think they know-it-all but are wrong all the time are students who had teachers like HER correcting the exams. I know that because some of the dumbest people I’ve come across insist that if they really didn’t know what they were doing, then they wouldn’t have graduated high school or gotten a grade for this or that.
Being fair is the best thing ever. If you deserve a grade, you’ll get it. If you don’t, it’s just a sign that you should work harder! And it would never hurt to work harder!

**** Alriiight, alriiiight, I promised more positive posts.. CORRECTIONS ARE OVER!! *does a dance that looks a LOT like THIS (believe me you’ll want to watch this)!*

**** Last useless note: I’ve noticed that the only bad thing about being a florist is that his wife is sooo used to seeing him with flowers that if he brings some home, she’s not really as surprised because it’s like he’s bringing home work lol
But because we’re women, and nothing satisfies us, I still think she’d be pissed off if he doesn’t bring flowers for no reason. We demand romance, damn it! Even if it’s your job at work, it should be your job at home! :p

This blog post’s apparently blocked for some reason *I wonder why!? lol*

So I just added asterisks *rolls her eyes 3ala el censorship*… Here you go..

*Warning: Wayy Too Much saab & 3unph For One Post*

To the f*cking a**hole who leaked the high school exams all over Kuwait: You’re a mothaf*cking jacka** without a conscience or common sense. You have to be b*tch-slapped, whipped to an inch of your life, butt-f*cked with a sharp thorny dildo, forced to f*ck a disease-ridden Paris Hilton, dipped in hot f*cking vinegar, stoned, then beaten to death, set on fire, have your ashes fed to a shark, electrocuting the shark then stuffing it in a jar after b*tch-slapping it senseless.

Because of you: Our education system is super-duper f*cked up more than it already is. You were just dying to give us more reason to hate your f*cking system, you tiny broken infected lousy excuse for a f*cking BALBOOL!

Because of you: Students have had to suffer with difficult exams just because somebody related to you (or the shlutty ho you’re f*cking, either way) wanted a copy to save their miserable lives.

Because of you: The supervisors have had to waste our time re-making the model answers for the new re-made exams…

Which means: We had to just sit there after the exam was over, emjableen exams waiting to be corrected, sulking and cursing your MOTHER!! And of course we can’t touch them without the model answers…

WHICH ARE LATE BECAUSE THEY HAD TO MAKE NEW ONES BECAUSE YOU LEAKED THE F*CKING ORIGINAL!!!!!

Would your mother approve, you worthless aaaaaanal sore!? Do you even have a MOTHER, you stinking sock of Spencer Pratts!!!

Which means: We couldn’t finished correcting till 5:00PM, going home exhausted and bored out of our heads.

You f*cking worthless piece of shyte! GO F*CKING DIE!

*takes a deep breath* YOU RETARDED SACK OF BRAIN-DEAD TURD CHEWING EARWAX!#$%^&*!!!!!!!!!111!

P.S. Some of my friends are saying that the comments are blocked, so either e-mail me or comment on the previous post.. Thanks

I know I said I’d be gone for a while, but a girl needs to vent. And if she happens to be a blogger, then a girl’s got to do what a girl’s got to do…

Here goes:

• PDA. Between men&women, between women&women. WRONG.

• People who invade my personal space.

• Not respecting my comfort zone and getting in my face. Don’t you understand that you’re TOOFUCKINGCLOSE?

• People who have a skin condition and get in my face. *shivers*

• Bad breath. *throws up repeatedly*

• Talking to me and attempting to start a conversation while I’m obviously busy reading something with a “STFU” face on.

• When I comment on somebody’s Facebook thing and somebody malah shughul peers over my shoulder, just to read for fun. (Move, bitch!)

• When a bunch of distant relatives get pissed when they’re not invited to my tiny milcha (shakoooo), don’t show up to the wedding (I don’t care), know my mother was in the hospital for a few days, and then one of them calls the day before the 10th grade exam, talks to my mom coldly and with an authoritive tone (that’s just plain rude) asking to talk to me. Keep in mind she’s never bothered to start a conversation with me before.. I’m surprised she remembers my name.

THEN she has the nerve to say that I have to take care of her husband’s brother’s daughter because she’s in my school and not that good in English. All that without a “el7amdilla 3ala salamat your mom” or “Mabrook on your marriage”.. Who the hell do you think you are? :/

• When things that I like and haven’t even started to try or attempt turn into trends that get wayyy over-done and are given sad pathetic names..

I want a Blackberry because I have this thing for businessphones (remember my P1i? Not exactly girly), NOT because “it’s cool and hip and IN these days”.

I do NOT want to be a Chicken Nugget, madri Fillet, madri McChicken.. What the hell does that even mean!?

I want to put on black nail polish without people giving me looks and trying to guess whether I’m a “gothic”, “punk” or “emo”.. Who gives a damn?! I just like interesting colors on my nails, wallah

• When posts like this get to be too long and annoying.. I should stop now.

• *Gives herself a pep-talk* Positive posts, positive posts, positive posts. I’ll be done with all things exam related next week! Less than 7 days to go! YAY! See you next week :*

• One last thing! Remember how Sou used to have the tag-line “Ta-ta for now!” and now she writes “Till next time, world.” at the end of every post? How suspic ends his posts with “End of transmission”?

Well, I was thinking of ending my posts with my own kinda tag-line. Who can come up with the most creative original one? ;p

Whoever does that will get a lousy reward, I admit, but that’s the most I can offer online lol!
You will receive a picture of you with your favorite celebrity.

Even if you don’t want to send me a current picture of you, I can make the baby version of you hang out with a baby version of whichever celeb just as long as there IS a baby pic of them.. Fa you can say “I used to hang out with Britney Spears ever since we were kids! She went kookoo when our friendship dissolved *sad face*” or something like that..

• I should stop now, seriously. Seeya!

• And no, my tag-line can NOT be “Seeya!”.